Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Puppy gotta live his puppy life.
This puppy has become my role model on how to live life.
hate when that happens
everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form
i hope they play this at his wedding
/Wait for the end./
i am three years behind in my math homework
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
HOLY FUCK THIS KNOCKED MY SIDEWAYS
WOOOOOOOO! GIRL I’M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW MANNNN!!! wa- BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS SHIT (?????HAHAHAHA??????????) BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS —- I (?????????) AN THEN HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME HE AIN’T GOT TIME HAHAHAHA I SAID “BITCH YA COME ON DOWN HERE N BUY ME SOME SHIT I GOT SOME SHOES I GOT SOME BLUES AND YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AN GET ME BOTH A THOSE” (you guys seen this shit, dude? d’ y—) MAH GIR—- MAH MAN TELL ME HE GOT MONEY INA’ BAAAAANK. IN DA BAAAAAAAAAAAANK. IN DA VAULT. MAH MAN COME OVA AND HE TELL ME HE GON GIMMIE A PRESENT. huhu HE COME OVA AN HE SAID “HU— MAH PRESENT IS MAH DICK, GURL”. I SAY “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PRESENT IS? A WHOOP ASS!!!!!” HAHA
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
probably one of the funniest moments in Game Grumps history