Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god
you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no
A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Oh my god.
Ignore the terrifying thumbnail. Please watch this.
Layered Glass Table Concept Creates a Cross-Section of the Ocean
reblog if you’re the gay sister
i can’t believe i actually managed to draw something
Yamazaki Sousuke cosplay, Free! Eternal Summer