covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal)

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

vvhaleshark:

talk dirty to me

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor


glossynympheteyes:

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck


this-is-not-pretend:

jackanthfern:

goleyakh:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

"Do Not Pet" he’s like the big boss who doesn’t want to be annoyed

Animals

But I want to pet the doggie

(Source: egberts)

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(Source: sassykardashian)

(Source: spicy-spicer)


豆しば 3/20: Peanut


mutantred:

YOUR3 W3LCOM3

i just realized i’ve never really drawn anything awfully cliché so here goes


radicalfeministuprising:

This is not a form of brainwashing.
This is not a form of brainwashing.

This is not a form of brainwashing.

shut up.

Bring me Home

I’m miserable

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