delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns)

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no


gunsounds:

TRUTH


(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)


(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

spookylaucafe:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal

Damn

Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM



flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 


krudman:

Ignore the terrifying thumbnail. Please watch this.


itscolossal:

Layered Glass Table Concept Creates a Cross-Section of the Ocean

(Source: mr-good-times)

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister


shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

(Source: videohall)


johannathemad:

i can’t believe i actually managed to draw something

xxxtoria:

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Yamazaki Sousuke cosplay, Free! Eternal Summer

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